Legs
Larry is propped up legless in the driveway of his home. Sally approaches him and gasps. “Larry? What happened to your legs” Pitifully Larry replies, “My father died” Sally looks upset. “I’m sorry for your loss Larry, but what about your legs.” Larry looks down at the driveway, “Sally, everyone always said I got my […]
NehKarnDah Lore
Lore: In the endless vastness where beings who themselves are endless play, stories beyond the scope of the endless beings themselves, within themselves have a tendency to take place. The endless are beings whom play about vastness, subject only to their own whim. Many are content to simply frolic about leaving bright trails of the […]
Breakfast With Sasquatch – Sphinx
Opening: “In the news today Billy Corgan, the lead front man for the Smashing Pumpkins, has been cast to play the lead role in the Nosferatu remake. Many fans were not surprised by this casting; with his grotesque features and dark moniker which surprising accent his next to God persona, he will be […]
Breakfast With Sasquatch – Creature From The Black Lagoon
Opening: Interview: “Today’s special guest is a very special friend of mine. We met while I was taking a sabbatical in the tropics. He has spent his life struggling against certain kind of prejudices, but I would call him nothing other than a scholar and a gentleman. Ladies and monsters, please welcome Creature From the […]
Tuna
It seems so practical It is rather convenient What cheap Non-perishable items will it not Go with Of course, it might be the reason No one comes to Visit
Cheap Vodka
Clear Like a conscience Yet the headache brought on By the recognition of actions And the inevitable hang over Seem well worth the price To wit You get what you pay for
Ramen
Delectable…, Is not quite the word I would use, Indigestible…, Is being completely unfair When I walk and see a discarded Flavor packet lying In the street it brings hope That somewhere Someone Has found a much better way Of preparing what is probably their Most essential meal of the day
In Relation to the world cup
Why I am not into sports. Entertainment serves many purpose for conscious beings. Especially self aware ones. One of the purposes can be a form of escape. It allows one to, in a way, remove themselves from the everyday misery that is, in our case , what it is to be human. One of these […]
Which is more humorous
The projection of our complex language and cultural moral systems on pets (and other animals) as if those things are objective truths. Or. Believing in the transcendence of humanity over nature and chastising others for animal behaviors.
Lets Get This Started
If I had suggest to someone how to gain insight into things. I would have to say: 1. Learn what it means to hate yourself without bounds 2. Learn to hate everyone else just as equally.