Sal is walking along through the woods and sees a figure next to a tree.
\n\u201cWell hello there Kristov, what brings you out here\u201d
\nKristov points to a pit in which he appears to be burying some quantity of pornography. \u201cJust doing my usual cleansing ritual.\u201d
\n\u201cBut you are just burying porn.\u201d
\n\u201cIn my religion we are taught to hide our shame.\u201d
\n\u201cI see, so why the shame?\u201d
\n\u201cBecause these are just a substitute for finding a girlfriend.\u201d
\n\u201cIf you say so. So why don’t you just get another girlfriend. You had one before right.\u201d
\n\u201cThat’s exactly why I can’t have another one.\u201d
\n\u201cWas it really that bad? Maybe you just don’t want a girl.\u201d
\nKristov sighs and puts the shovel next to the tree. \u201cNo, its the exact opposite I like girls so much I could never bring myself to subject one to my horrible selfishness again.\u201d
\n\u201cI’m not sure that’s how it works.\u201d
\n\u201cNo, only now have I come to appreciate the things that I never understood when we were together. Only now have I come to realize my on blindness to the things in front of me. Why would I subject someone to that if I supposedly am trying to love them.\u201d
\n\u201cLet me guess not only in your religion do you hide your shame, but also suffer your sins like martyr\u201d
\n\u201cExactly\u201d
\n\u201cWell, I would hurry up, it’s probably going to start raining soon,\u201d Sal say looking up at the sky. He walks off waving at Kristov as he goes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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