Standing there in a tattered tuxedo holding a weed mascarading as a flower and staring and Elana in a lacy black dress Clint could not help but feel he had some how stepped into a nightmare where he was about to attend a goth prom. Elana walked up to him and took the dirty roots of the weed Clint had in his hands.
\n\u201cDo you know why I asked you to hold these?\u201d
\n\u201cNo\u201d
\n\u201cThey are me\u201d
\n\u201cYou are a weed\u201d
\n\u201cIn a matter of speaking\u201d
\n\u201cThen what does that make me\u201d
\n\u201cA gardener, of course\u201d
\n\u201cI don’t think I dressed the part\u201d
\n\u201cBut yours is the last face I will see, and I want it to be with a lovely suit\u201d
\n\u201cLast face you will see?\u201d
\n\u201cOf course, I am weed, and you are a gardener\u201d
\n\u201cSo I must exterminate you?\u201d
\n\u201cYes\u201d
\n\u201cNo\u201d
\n\u201cWhy?\u201d
\n\u201cWhy would I destroy something I love?\u201d
\n\u201cWhat if you didn’t love me?\u201d
\n\u201cWould you still want me to exterminate you if I did not?\u201d<\/p>\n
Elana took a good long look at Clint. She handed the weeds back to Clint, looking directly into his eyes.
\n\u201cClint, some day you will exterminate me, as a person.\u201d
\n\u201cI know, but that is just the nature of being in a relationship.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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