Opening:<\/p>\n
Interview:<\/p>\n
\u201cToday\u2019s special guest is a very special friend of mine. We met while I was taking a sabbatical in the tropics. He has spent his life struggling against certain kind of prejudices, but I would call him nothing other than a scholar and a gentleman. Ladies and monsters, please welcome Creature From the Black Lagoon.\u201d<\/p>\n
CFtBL: \u201cHey there, Sasquatch, it\u2019s good to be on the show.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sass. : \u201cSo tell us a little about your story.\u201d<\/p>\n
CFtBL: \u201cWell Sasquatch as you know, I come from a small little known island nation. It\u2019s not industrialized, but by no means is it a third world country. As a young boy traveling the seas I found the world did not take kindly to people like me. As soon as a lot of people here \u2018Black Lagoon\u2019 they start holding their purses tighter, or following me around a store.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sass.: \u201cBelieve me I know about profiling. In this post 9\/11 era if you have a beard and a few foreign stamps on your passport suddenly you are assumed to be Al Quedas chief of staff. It doesn\u2019t help that incognito I look like the Unabomber either\u201d (Cut to picture of Sasquatch in a hooded sweater shirt with shades).<\/p>\n
CFtBL: \u201cWell I have worked moving past the stereo types\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Sass:\u201dWell maybe not all of them, I hear someone is dating a flaxen haired Russian model..\u201d<\/p>\n
(Audience makes an \u201coooooooh\u201d sound\u2026or whatever)<\/p>\n
CFtBL: \u201cOk, ok, you got me there Sasquatch, but I do not think I can be faulted for having good taste.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sass: \u201cHey, I am not hating. So what has a man of the world, such as yourself been up to?\u201d<\/p>\n
CFtBL: \u201cWell I just finished my second book. The Kelp Is Always Greener.\u201d<\/p>\n
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