Beast From The Muck
In a deep rich wood exists a pool of blackness. A muck so dark that light cannot penetrate its depth. The sun shining through the dense foliage of the trees only reflects off of the pool making it appear like an ebony gem in the ground. One dawn as the suns light begins to shine […]
Grandfather
Marduk is metaphorically wiping his hands in front of Cammy. “Well that old bastard is gone.” “Your Grandfather?” Cammy inquires. “Yep, that ornary old man won’t be causing turmoil to anyone else.” Marduck says as he rifles through is pockets. After searching around for a bit he produces a fold piece of paper. “Well now […]
Metapors?
Sal is walking along through the woods and sees a figure next to a tree. “Well hello there Kristov, what brings you out here” Kristov points to a pit in which he appears to be burying some quantity of pornography. “Just doing my usual cleansing ritual.” “But you are just burying porn.” “In my religion […]
Weeds
Standing there in a tattered tuxedo holding a weed mascarading as a flower and staring and Elana in a lacy black dress Clint could not help but feel he had some how stepped into a nightmare where he was about to attend a goth prom. Elana walked up to him and took the dirty roots […]
Automaton
Kyle has a number of wires hooked up to himself, the wires winding and connected to computer and then from the computer stretching to what appears to be a crude wood and metal replica of himself. Kyle is reviewing his notes when Marla walks into his garage through the back door. Marla looks around at […]
Legs
Larry is propped up legless in the driveway of his home. Sally approaches him and gasps. “Larry? What happened to your legs” Pitifully Larry replies, “My father died” Sally looks upset. “I’m sorry for your loss Larry, but what about your legs.” Larry looks down at the driveway, “Sally, everyone always said I got my […]
NehKarnDah Lore
Lore: In the endless vastness where beings who themselves are endless play, stories beyond the scope of the endless beings themselves, within themselves have a tendency to take place. The endless are beings whom play about vastness, subject only to their own whim. Many are content to simply frolic about leaving bright trails of the […]
Breakfast With Sasquatch – Sphinx
Opening: “In the news today Billy Corgan, the lead front man for the Smashing Pumpkins, has been cast to play the lead role in the Nosferatu remake. Many fans were not surprised by this casting; with his grotesque features and dark moniker which surprising accent his next to God persona, he will be […]
Breakfast With Sasquatch – Creature From The Black Lagoon
Opening: Interview: “Today’s special guest is a very special friend of mine. We met while I was taking a sabbatical in the tropics. He has spent his life struggling against certain kind of prejudices, but I would call him nothing other than a scholar and a gentleman. Ladies and monsters, please welcome Creature From the […]
Tuna
It seems so practical It is rather convenient What cheap Non-perishable items will it not Go with Of course, it might be the reason No one comes to Visit